Three Boy Scouts,
a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash.
The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy
Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them"
The lawyer says "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says, "Do we have time?"

A man is walking
by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen!
Thirteen!"
Quite curious about all this, he finds a hole in the fence, looks in and someone
pokes him in the eye.
Everyone in the asylum starts chanting "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"