One morning while
making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says,
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied
with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You
know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the
penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we
could get rid of your brother.

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.