Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

One day a young
man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered
the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!"
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a
solution to the problem if young sir would permit."
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method
to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do
is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina.
When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it
and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband
nodded and gave his approval.
The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into
the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't
think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."
So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting
the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement.
She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked
like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts
and started making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait
a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?"
The doctor, still concentrating,
replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"