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An Innocent Enough Enquiry
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."
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Mysterious Tracks
Two dumb blondes
were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first dumb blond said "These look like deer tracks,"
and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train
hit them.
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