A travelling salesman
was about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a very charming bit of femininity
giving him the eye. In a causal manner he walked over and spoke to her as though
he had known her all his life. Both walked back to the desk and registered as
Mr. and Mrs.
After a three-day stay he walked up to the desk and informed the clerk that he
was checking out. The clerk presented him with his bill for $1600.
"There is a mistake here," he protested. "I have been here only three days."
"Yes," replied the clerk, "But your wife has been here a month."

On preparing to
return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as a present for
his son. Not having time to get the paperwork to take the puppy on board, the
man just hid the pup down the front of his pants and sneaked him on board the
airplane.
About 30 minutes into the trip, a stewardess noticed the man shaking and quivering.
"Are you okay, sir?" asked the stewardess
"Yes, I'm fine," said the man.
Later, the stewardess noticed the man moaning and shaking again. "Are you sure
you're alright sir?"
"Yes," said the man, "but I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to get
the paperwork to bring a puppy on board, so I hid him down the front of my pants."
"What's wrong?" asked the stewardess. "Is he not house trained?"
"No, that's not the problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!"