An elderly couple
met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were
about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition.
"I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said.
The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"

A man is walking
down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork
and out pops a genie.
The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant
you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want.
First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears
in his hand.
He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right
next to him.
He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates