A man is walking
down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork
and out pops a genie.
The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant
you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want.
First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears
in his hand.
He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right
next to him.
He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates

One day, Harry
came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this
way every day and this ladder was never there before.
Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of
clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying there on a cloud.
She spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry figured success
had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level
of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before.
She also spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry saw that his
luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found
a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.
She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry really liked his
advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level,
he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered. Harry couldn't
believe his eyes, but his greed caught the best of him. He climbed to the next
level, expecting Aphrodite or similar.
Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see
a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and
walks menacingly toward Harry.
Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are you?"
The biker answers, "I'm Cess."