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No Really, My Heart Bleeds For Him
A middle aged businessman goes to see his physician. "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says. "My secretary, she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a blow job. She gives me a quick one before I leave for lunch. And before I leave work at the end of the day she really works me over." "So what seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac," the man continued. "I service her every morning when we get up. I go home for a quick half hour every day at lunch and then we have a marathon session each night before we go to sleep." "I still don't know what your problem is," said the doctor. "You see Doc, every time I masturbate I get these dizzy spells."
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Three Wishes
There were three dumb blonde guys on an island who found an old pot and started rubbing at it, when suddenly out popped a genie. The genie told them that he only could grant 3 wishes so they would each get one. The first guy asked the genie to make him smarter so he got turned into a red-head. The second guy wanted to be even smarter than the first, so the genie turned him into a brunette. Then the last guy wished to be even smarter than both his friends... ...so the genie turned him into a woman.
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