A middle aged businessman
goes to see his physician. "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says. "My
secretary, she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get
a blow job. She gives me a quick one before I leave for lunch. And before I leave
work at the end of the day she really works me over."
"So what seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac," the man continued. "I service her
every morning when we get up. I go home for a quick half hour every day at lunch
and then we have a marathon session each night before we go to sleep."
"I still don't know what your problem is," said the doctor.
"You see Doc, every time I masturbate I get these dizzy spells."

There were three
dumb blonde guys on an island who found an old pot and started rubbing at it,
when suddenly out popped a genie. The genie told them that he only could grant
3 wishes so they would each get one.
The first guy asked the genie to make him smarter so he got turned into a red-head.
The second guy wanted to be even smarter than the first, so the genie turned him
into a brunette.
Then the last guy wished to be even smarter than both his friends...
...so the genie turned him into a woman.