After a bizarre
cliff side accident, all eleven members of the women's outing found themselves
hanging perilously from a rope over the edge of the cliff. Ten of the women were
blondes and one was a brunette. After dangling there for a only a short while
it became obvious that the rope would not hold all their collective weight. They
decided that to prevent the rope snapping and killing them all, one of them must
sacrifice themselves and let go, to save the others.
Well they talked about it for a while but no-one could decide a fair way of of
choosing who should jump. Finally, the brunette, exasperated by the indecisiveness
of the blondes, could see that if nobody acted soon the rope was going to snap.
To save the others she bravely decided that it must be her who made the sacrifice.
She plucked up a little courage and told the others that she would jump to save
them.
After giving a short but very moving speech that she hoped would be remembered
after she'd gone, the blondes were so moved that they all started clapping!

A young boy goes
to the zoo with his father. As they are passing the elephant exhibit the youngster
looks over at the elephant.
After a few seconds he turns to his Dad and asks "Dad, what's that hanging
down from the elephant?"
His father replies "That's his trunk son."
"No, no, Dad," says the boy, "at the back."
"Oh, that's his tail" replies his father.
"No, Dad," the boy says, "Between his legs."
The father looks over and replies "That's his penis, son."
The young lad thinks about the answer for a minute, and then says to his father
"Last week Mommy told me that was nothing."
"Well son," replies his father, "You have to remember that your
mother is a very spoiled woman."