One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.

She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.

The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."

The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants.

After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.

Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.

He told her to climb again and she did.

when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!"

One day God came
to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God
said.
Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news
first."
Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you. One is called a
brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and
carry on productive conversations with Eve. The other organ is called a penis.
It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin populating
the planet. Eve will be very pleased that you are now equipped with this organ
as she will be able to conceive boys."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great and wonderful gifts you have given
me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
God then looked upon Adam, and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is I only
gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."