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The Lone Ranger learns a valuable lesson
The Lone Ranger
and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto
jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone
was coming.
After a few seconds he rose and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed "Damn you Indians are smart, how the
hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?"
Tonto replied, "Face sticky."
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The Diet
A blonde is terribly
overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for
2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time
I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why,
that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that
3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."
"No, from all that skipping."
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