A dumb Blonde died
and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said,
"Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said, but St. Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said St. Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" asked St. Peter.
Then she started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."

A man and a woman
were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order
at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair
and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight
under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled,
apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said
to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the
table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked
in the door."