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Want A Scoop Honey?
A Husband comes
home with a half gallon of Ice Cream. He asked his wife if she wants some.
"How hard is it?" she asked.
"About as hard as my dick," he replies.
To which the woman replied, "OK, then pour me some!"
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Burning Sensations
This young couple
had only been married for about two weeks when the wife complains of a burning
sensation in her chest. She tells her husband who suggests that she goes to the
doctor to be examined. She arranges an appointment and goes the following day.
The husband, while at work receives a call from the doctor.
Doctor: "I am sorry to say your wife has acute angina..."
Husband: "Yeah, I know, she's got a nice pair of tits too!"
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