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You reap what you sew
A man and his wife
are doing yard work. Husband says to wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill."
She ignores the remark.
A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and goes over to his wife
while she is bending over working in a flower bed. He measures her rear end and
gasps, "Geez, it IS as wide as the grill!"
Later that night while in bed her husband starts to feel frisky. She calmly responds,
"If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you ARE
mistaken."
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Who's This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
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