Three friends decided
to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You
can pay by the inch."
When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"
"$75 dollars," said the first.
The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud
of their prowess.
The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first
two.
" $20 dollars" replies the third.
The first two start laughing hysterically.
"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead
of on the way in!"

A general store
owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day
a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves
of bread behind the counter. "I`d like some raisin bread, please," the man says
politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, located on the
very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with
an excellent view.
As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around
the young man, looking in the same direction.
Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb
up and down. After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and
fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below.
She notices an elderly man standing amongst the throng. "Is yours raisin too?"
the clerk yells testily.
"No," croaks the feeble old man.... "But it's startin' to twitch."