A wife woke of
the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed
and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement.
After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he husband curled
up into a little ball, sobbing. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about
what could hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? And your father threatened me to
marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released tonight."

The train was travelling
along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted
except for a businessman reading his paper.
The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me fuck you for a dollar?"
"Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his
paper.
A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me fuck you
for a million dollars?"
After a brief pause, the woman replied "yes, I suppose I would." Again the
man returned to his newspaper.
A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me fuck you for five dollars?"
"Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl
do you take me for?"
"We've already established that" replied the man, "We're just haggling over the
price!"