One day a young
man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered
the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!"
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a
solution to the problem if young sir would permit."
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method
to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do
is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina.
When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it
and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband
nodded and gave his approval.
The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into
the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't
think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."
So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting
the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement.
She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked
like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts
and started making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait
a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?"
The doctor, still concentrating,
replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"

One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.

She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.

The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."

The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants.

After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.

Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.

He told her to climb again and she did.

when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!"