Goldie was sitting
on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive
gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers.
"Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?"
"Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.
Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?"
The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning
to his reading.
Undaunted, Goldie asked. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man dropped his
book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before.
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position
and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

Every day a 4th
grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he he
stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football?
Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!"
The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter.
She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home
on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah".
The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys
bike, and girls can't have them!"
Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boys bike. Now
he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says
"You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!"
The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you
have to say NOW?"
So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My mother told
me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"