Q: What do most
men think Mutual Orgasm is?

A young ventriloquist
is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going
through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth
row stands on her chair and says,
"OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What
makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical
attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who
keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching
my full potential as a person...
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You
stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little fucker on your knee!"