A four-year-old
boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not
know and he would ask his dad.
That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his
son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a penis. In fact, if you take
a good look you will see this is a perfect penis."
The next day the second five year old boy met the first five year old boy and
called him behind a hedge.
The boy exposed himself and said, "This is a penis. In fact, if it were three
inches shorter it would be a perfect penis!"

A woman sought
the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult
to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in
and out of all these short term relationships.
"Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?"
she asked earnestly.
"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counselled the therapist.
So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came
across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she
had ever laid her eyes on.
She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her
apartment for an evening of abandon.
When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the
bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take
this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."