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Three Wishes
There were three
dumb blonde guys on an island who found an old pot and started rubbing at it,
when suddenly out popped a genie. The genie told them that he only could grant
3 wishes so they would each get one.
The first guy asked the genie to make him smarter so he got turned into a red-head.
The second guy wanted to be even smarter than the first, so the genie turned him
into a brunette.
Then the last guy wished to be even smarter than both his friends...
...so the genie turned him into a woman.
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Extra Large Condoms
A woman walks into
a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?
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