One night a wife
found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As
he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of
emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, scepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening
she slipped her arm around her husband.
"A penny for your thoughts," she said.
"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like
that for only $46.50."

After just a few
years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided
the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had been at each
other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counsellor's office, the counsellor jumped right in and
opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately,
the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand,
the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their
marriage.
After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counsellor went over
to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes,
and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless. He looked over
at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counsellor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and
Thursdays."