This young couple
had only been married for about two weeks when the wife complains of a burning
sensation in her chest. She tells her husband who suggests that she goes to the
doctor to be examined. She arranges an appointment and goes the following day.
The husband, while at work receives a call from the doctor.
Doctor: "I am sorry to say your wife has acute angina..."
Husband: "Yeah, I know, she's got a nice pair of tits too!"

Once there was
a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks,
and served it to the husband and boys.
The husband thought it would be fun to have the boys guess what it was that
they were eating.
"Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked.
"Nope."
"Is it pork?" the son Willie asked.
"Nope."
"Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed.
"I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me."
"Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating Asshole!!"