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Doing It In The Dark
Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark.
Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber in his hand.
"Is this what you have been using on me for the past 8 years?" she exclaimed.
"Honey, let me explain…." he pleaded.
"You sneaky swine!" she screamed. "You impotent Son of a Bitch!"
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interjected,
"Perhaps you'd care to explain our two boys!!"
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The Choices We Make
A wife woke of
the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed
and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement.
After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he husband curled
up into a little ball, sobbing. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about
what could hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? And your father threatened me to
marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released tonight."
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