Two dumb blondes
were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat
hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.
The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her
friend said anxiously,
"Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

Santa Claus, the
Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down
the street when they spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it?
Nobody. The first four don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.