A boy comes home
from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he
doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch
is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to
his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom
and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle
them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles
the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle,
is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that
circle."

1. "The cucumber has left the salad."

2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out."

3. "Your soldier ain't so unknown now."

4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells."

5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!"

6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary."

8. "You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons."

9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?"

10. "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis."