A little old lady
was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared
beside her.
"You've led a long and good life" the genie said, "I have come
to reward you by granting you three wishes. Ask for anything you want and I will
make it happen."
The old lady was surprised but cynical. Not really believing that anything would
happen she decided to play along for a minute. "Ok" she said, "turn
all those dirty dishes into money." With that there was a big Poof! and the
dishes had turned into a big pile of cash.
"My" said the old lady, staggered that it had actually worked, "Perhaps
you could make me look young and beautiful again?" There was another big
poof and the woman now looked lots younger and was very good looking. Excitedly
she carried on, "Can you turn my dear old cat into a handsome young man?"
Once more there was a big Poof, and the cat was replaced by a handsome young man.
Smiling devilishly she turned to the young man and said "At last! Now I want
to make love with you for the rest of the day and all night too!"
The young man just looked at her for moment then replied in a high pitched voice,
"Well you should have thought about that before you took me to the vet's
shouldn't you!"