Two buddies were
sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it
doggie style?" asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect
of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

Q: What are three
words you dread the most while making love?