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Three Wishes
There were three
dumb blonde guys on an island who found an old pot and started rubbing at it,
when suddenly out popped a genie. The genie told them that he only could grant
3 wishes so they would each get one.
The first guy asked the genie to make him smarter so he got turned into a red-head.
The second guy wanted to be even smarter than the first, so the genie turned him
into a brunette.
Then the last guy wished to be even smarter than both his friends...
...so the genie turned him into a woman.
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Keeping Fit
An overweight blonde
went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles
a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty
pounds.
The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased
to find that she had indeed lost the whole twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor
and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.
At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:
"How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"
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