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An Innocent Enough Enquiry
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."
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Sign Language
Two deaf people
got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to
communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see
each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides
to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze
my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze
my left breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea,
now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."
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