One day God came
to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God
said.
Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news
first."
Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you. One is called a
brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and
carry on productive conversations with Eve. The other organ is called a penis.
It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin populating
the planet. Eve will be very pleased that you are now equipped with this organ
as she will be able to conceive boys."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great and wonderful gifts you have given
me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
God then looked upon Adam, and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is I only
gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."

There were 3 people
in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA,
and a little girl. There were only two parachutes.
The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit
the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest
man am one of those."
With that he grabbed one and jumped out.
The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you
take the last parachute."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest
man in the world just jumped out with my backpack."