One night a wife
found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As
he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of
emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, scepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening
she slipped her arm around her husband.
"A penny for your thoughts," she said.
"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like
that for only $46.50."

A wife woke of
the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed
and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement.
After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he husband curled
up into a little ball, sobbing. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about
what could hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? And your father threatened me to
marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released tonight."