There were 3 people
in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA,
and a little girl. There were only two parachutes.
The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit
the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest
man am one of those."
With that he grabbed one and jumped out.
The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you
take the last parachute."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest
man in the world just jumped out with my backpack."

A woman walks into
a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?