A husband, so proud
of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 boys, begins to call her "mother
of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description.
"Mother of six," he would say, "Get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for
dinner tonight?" This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.
Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out, "Hey
mother of six, I think it's time to go!"
The wife seized the moment and shouted back, "I'll be right with you -- father
of four!"

A Husband comes
home with a half gallon of Ice Cream. He asked his wife if she wants some.
"How hard is it?" she asked.
"About as hard as my dick," he replies.
To which the woman replied, "OK, then pour me some!"