This husband and
wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they
go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready
for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle
hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands
flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny,
is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three
hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she
trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch."

Two dumb blondes
were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first dumb blond said "These look like deer tracks,"
and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train
hit them.